Overview

Terms of Service

Last updated: [June 2025]

Welcome to The Goober Vault! By accessing or using our website, purchasing our products, or interacting with us in any way, you agree to the following terms:

1. Use of the Site

You agree to use this site for lawful purposes only. Don’t try to hack, scrape, or mess with it.

2. Products & Fan Art

Some of our items are parody, fan-inspired, or humorous takes on pop culture. These are unofficial, handmade, and not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or franchise. All names, logos, and characters are the property of their respective owners.

3. Ordering & Payments

Payments are handled securely through our checkout platform. Please double-check your order before completing it—once it’s in, it’s final.

4. Shipping & Returns

We pack each order with care. Shipping times may vary, and once it’s out the door, it’s in the hands of the postal gods. If your item arrives damaged or wrong, contact us within 7 days—we’ll do our best to make it right. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

5. No Guarantees

We do our best to keep the site accurate and up to date, but we’re only human (and a goober). Prices, descriptions, and availability can change without notice.

6. Limitation of Liability

We’re not responsible for any damages or losses resulting from your use of the site or our products—use them at your own risk.

7. Changes to These Terms

We may update this ToS at any time. If we do, we’ll update the date at the top.

Need help?

Contact us at {[email protected]} for questions related to refunds and returns.

The Goober Vault